Testi i një agjenti të FBI-së: Pinë të dy të njëjtin pije, pse burri vdiq dhe gruaja jo?
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Testi i një agjenti të FBI-së: Pinë të dy të njëjtin pije, pse burri vdiq dhe gruaja jo?

20.Feb.2020 22:05
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Një burrë dhe një grua shkuan në një restorant për darkë. Ndërsa ata ishin në pritje të pjatës kryesore, ajo porositi 5 pije me akull sepse ishte shumë e etur. Gruaja piu 4 prej tyre menjëherë, ndërsa burri piu vetëm një. Pas pak minutash njeriu u sëmur dhe vdi q. Mjekët thanë që të gjitha pijet ishin e helmuese.

Pyetje: Pse gruaja ishte akoma gjallë kur burri vdi  q? Lexoni përsëri me kujdes. Përgjigjja. Helmi ishte në akull. Meqenëse gruaja i piu shpejt pijet e saj, akulli nuk kishte kohë të shkrihej. Burri piu ngadalë dhe helmi u shkri në pijen e tij.

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SESSION_LIFETIME
"120"
QUEUE_DRIVER
"sync"
REDIS_HOST
"127.0.0.1"
REDIS_PASSWORD
"null"
REDIS_PORT
"6379"
MAIL_DRIVER
"smtp"
MAIL_HOST
"smtp.mailtrap.io"
MAIL_PORT
"2525"
MAIL_USERNAME
"null"
MAIL_PASSWORD
"null"
MAIL_ENCRYPTION
"null"
PUSHER_APP_ID
""
PUSHER_APP_KEY
""
PUSHER_APP_SECRET
""
PUSHER_APP_CLUSTER
"mt1"
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